You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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