She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Dick very happy bro
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