she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
