Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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