It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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