and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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