Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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