But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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