he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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