I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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