even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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