So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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