she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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