My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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