Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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