Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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