16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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