I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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