Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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