Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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