For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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