At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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