i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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