As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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