real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
