Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
