i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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