Ambien. No doubt about it.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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