There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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