Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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