it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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