oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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