your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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