He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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