Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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