If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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