Your tits are I can't wait for
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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