Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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