Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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