if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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