Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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