And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
