his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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