I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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