Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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