his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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