i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
