dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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