we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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