i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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