it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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