so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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