Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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