I'm eating all of the evidence.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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