dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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