But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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