hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
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new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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