sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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