I faked an abortion last night.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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