At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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